钱，就像内裤，你得有，

但不必逢人就证明你有。

干事业，就像怀孕，

得够月，着急了就容易流产。

你若成功了，放屁都有道理，

你若失败了，再有道理都是放屁。

Money is like underwear, you have to have it,

But you don’t have to meet someone to prove that you have it.

Doing a career is like being pregnant,

It’s easy to have a miscarriage if you’re in a hurry.

If you succeed, your farts will be justified.

If you fail, no matter how reasonable you are, it’s just fart.